Derek and Steve climbed the tower

Texas Motor Speedway. 

new slingshot

Sean Meeker lives at P.O.S now

 mushroom tits

Behind the scenes look at Steve's new default. I wish I was  joking. 

Took a trip to pittsburgh for protoz's jam this weekend. It was eye opening to say the least. Pennsylvania is on some next level shit. And I ate a jr bacon cheeseburger. fuck it.  

Tabletop by none other than punjab himself. Did you know that it is pronounced "poon jab"? not "pun jab". me either.

To my knowledge mark mulville is still in orbit somewhere above pennsylvania. Homeboy was blasting.

dtf

completely irrelevant 

Balls would not stop riding. 

jon saunders sighting

Here are some video clips. Sorry about the sideways camera again. Look how big the jump is that the guy "what the fucks" on and look how high mulville was going.

It was a way more epic weekend than this half assed blog entry will lead you to believe. I bitched out on jumping some stuff and now i totally regret it. i smell a redemption trip. big thanks to protoz and the protoz family for their hospitality.  

Our task this week at work was to install horse shoe pits for the city of suffuck at a couple of parks. Apparently the Suffolk Horse Shoe league has lobbied for the improvements for quite some time. One of the head honchos at the horse shoe league kept checking in on us to be sure that the pits were regulation size and distance or that we were using the right type of sand and so forth. He was kind of a dick, but he and his boys ended up with some pretty dope horse shoe pits. I crunched some numbers and figured the entire project must have cost the tax payers almost three grand. My point is that if the Suffolk Horse Shoe League can make things happen then why can't we? Squeaky wheel gets the grease. Lets get involved. 

Great Bridge Andy donated his 7ft quarter to the trails. 69! hehehe

An afternoon's worth of roots

still kickin

bakers acres

 Evan, Mike, Trouble and I gambled on the rain and motored the Buick to baker acres for the weekend. Chopper was kind enough to lend me his camera. Unfortunately I was only able to snap a few picture because we were way too busy cruising down that hill to stop and blog about it. Maybe if we elaborate a little. 

  Trouble dog rolled her face up in the car window on the way home. Those eyes, god damn those eyes.

So we woke up at the trails saturday morning and everyone decides to head down to aunt somebody's house for a dip in the swimming hole. The majority of my time was spent forcing a rather stubborn poop to submission in the outhouse. That's right, a real, hole in the ground outhouse complete with deer antler t.p holder and the whole nine.  

So about the time I am wrapping things up in the outhouse kelly walks up and says " anybody wanna take such and such's car out around the motocross track?" Twenty three years of being kitt west has tempered my patience in situations such as these. Play it cool man, ice cold. No need to get your hopes up. Like calling backseat on purpose. Take your stupid shotgun. Funny thing was that nobody really seemed to be jumping at the opportunity. Everyone just sort of stood there while kelly scanned the crowd for volunteers. So I raised my hand. fuck yeah I want to jump cars with kelly baker. Are these dudes retarded? Eventually two other dudes joined in and we all pile into this late model geo metro with no head lights and a wooden bumper (i got backseat). Kelly had punched a hole in the windshield the night before in a drunken stupor. The second Kelly turned the key it was obvious why only out of towners willingly get into a car with coach baker. We're talking pedal to the metal the whole time. Dude is a regular Bo Duke. We caught backside on the table top several times high enough to clear a recycling bin easy. The picture below was taken as the shocks bottomed out on the way up the face of the jump. The impact ripped the camera out of my hands and into the floorboard where it was to remain for the rest of our hell ride. Sorry chop. The last jump really rang our bells so we put the car back just as the check engine light came on. I am told the owner never had a clue.

Never spilled a drop

Found out that Crandog is an ordained minister? He showed me his little card approved by the big guy and everything. Kelly and Laura had been meaning to renew their vows so we had a little ceremony right there in front of the fire pit with big job and the little bakers as witnesses. It was like the notebook.

Big job estates or the big job taj. Whatever you want to call it.

 

Bmx lip tat.

Jammer's bike gets crows nested.

Dudes

Buno tames the serpent beast through a parting sea of thorns. Too much metal. 

I lost my camera which kind of puts a damper on things. The only fun you have missed is pee wee jumping everything on a sixteen inch, rabid foxes eating through the trash can, racer pat's triumphant return from knee surgery, and digging something fierce on the new slingshot which is slated for completion sometime around 2012.

Howard came out and took a bunch of cool photos. peep it at getridiculous.blogspot.com

you might have to scroll down some. get howard to take your sister's senior portraits.

In the mean time, i found this video project from a "time based art" class i got suckered into filling my schedule with circa 2005. I got a "D" on it because apparently it wasn't artsy fartsy enough when anyone can see that it represents man's inhumanity towards man (duh). A little over their heads i guess. I wish mat v would come ride. Be sure to stay tuned for the bonus footage. 

You know what's good? A peanut butter and watermelon sandwich. Sounds kind of cooky, but it's delicious I promise. Make sure you apply peanut butter to both sides of the bread and slice the watermelon really thin.

Found more dinosaur eggs. This time instead of eating them we planted them in a styrofoam cooler/incubator so maybe they will hatch and we will have a nest of little trail pterodactyls. That would be sick huh? "Yo man you been out to those suffuck trails? I heard they've got pterodactyls flying around dude." 

Slingshot is getting a face lift

Salmonella and std's

It's been an epic week for Dylan. First he lost his virginity to a 20 year old (he's 16), then he came to the trails and fired out a bunch of moves, then he made 30 bucks by eating an egg that we found. Hell yeah dylan.

This is a double tire grab. Don't trust my photography. This shit was dope. The wheel stopped.

balls could could

Can we call this one the bobsled after ball's favorite sexual position in which you bang the girl out from behind at the top of a staircase and when you are done you kick her arms out from under her and ride down the stairs on her back like a bobsled? yep, we're going to call this type of one footer the bobsled.

Pee wee got four days suspension from school for starting a food fight in the lunchroom. His mom gave him a grocery bag of vegetables to take along that morning. He denied involvement all the way to the principal's office where they watched surveillance footage of him beaming a tomato at some kid's face.

      

drought

God I love riding bmx bikes.

The first half of this video is dylan eating the mystery egg for 30 bucks and the second half is us dissecting a second mystery egg only to discover the embryo of a dragon. Definitely one of the top five coolest things ever.