Salmonella and std's

It's been an epic week for Dylan. First he lost his virginity to a 20 year old (he's 16), then he came to the trails and fired out a bunch of moves, then he made 30 bucks by eating an egg that we found. Hell yeah dylan.

This is a double tire grab. Don't trust my photography. This shit was dope. The wheel stopped.

balls could could

Can we call this one the bobsled after ball's favorite sexual position in which you bang the girl out from behind at the top of a staircase and when you are done you kick her arms out from under her and ride down the stairs on her back like a bobsled? yep, we're going to call this type of one footer the bobsled.

Pee wee got four days suspension from school for starting a food fight in the lunchroom. His mom gave him a grocery bag of vegetables to take along that morning. He denied involvement all the way to the principal's office where they watched surveillance footage of him beaming a tomato at some kid's face.

      

drought

God I love riding bmx bikes.

The first half of this video is dylan eating the mystery egg for 30 bucks and the second half is us dissecting a second mystery egg only to discover the embryo of a dragon. Definitely one of the top five coolest things ever.