I lost my camera which kind of puts a damper on things. The only fun you have missed is pee wee jumping everything on a sixteen inch, rabid foxes eating through the trash can, racer pat's triumphant return from knee surgery, and digging something fierce on the new slingshot which is slated for completion sometime around 2012.

Howard came out and took a bunch of cool photos. peep it at getridiculous.blogspot.com

you might have to scroll down some. get howard to take your sister's senior portraits.

In the mean time, i found this video project from a "time based art" class i got suckered into filling my schedule with circa 2005. I got a "D" on it because apparently it wasn't artsy fartsy enough when anyone can see that it represents man's inhumanity towards man (duh). A little over their heads i guess. I wish mat v would come ride. Be sure to stay tuned for the bonus footage. 

You know what's good? A peanut butter and watermelon sandwich. Sounds kind of cooky, but it's delicious I promise. Make sure you apply peanut butter to both sides of the bread and slice the watermelon really thin.

Found more dinosaur eggs. This time instead of eating them we planted them in a styrofoam cooler/incubator so maybe they will hatch and we will have a nest of little trail pterodactyls. That would be sick huh? "Yo man you been out to those suffuck trails? I heard they've got pterodactyls flying around dude." 

Slingshot is getting a face lift

Salmonella and std's

It's been an epic week for Dylan. First he lost his virginity to a 20 year old (he's 16), then he came to the trails and fired out a bunch of moves, then he made 30 bucks by eating an egg that we found. Hell yeah dylan.

This is a double tire grab. Don't trust my photography. This shit was dope. The wheel stopped.

balls could could

Can we call this one the bobsled after ball's favorite sexual position in which you bang the girl out from behind at the top of a staircase and when you are done you kick her arms out from under her and ride down the stairs on her back like a bobsled? yep, we're going to call this type of one footer the bobsled.

Pee wee got four days suspension from school for starting a food fight in the lunchroom. His mom gave him a grocery bag of vegetables to take along that morning. He denied involvement all the way to the principal's office where they watched surveillance footage of him beaming a tomato at some kid's face.

      

drought

God I love riding bmx bikes.

The first half of this video is dylan eating the mystery egg for 30 bucks and the second half is us dissecting a second mystery egg only to discover the embryo of a dragon. Definitely one of the top five coolest things ever.